January 2011
Reblog if you're not going to be with the person...
Naturally.
Jan 1st
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December 2010
Tumblr? I Warblr.: igottagetbacktohogwarts started... →
parisfasionweek: padawanblaine: I GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOOOOOOOOOL! I GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS! WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS I’M COOOOOOOL! BACK TO WITCHES AND WIZARDS AND MAGICAL BEASTS! TO GOBLINS AND GHOSTS AND TO MAGICAL FEASTS! IT’S ALL THAT I LOVE AND IT’S ALL THAT I NEED AT HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS. I THINK I’M GOING BACK! DID SOMEBODY SAY RON? HEY, HOW YA DOIN’, BUDDY?
Dec 31st
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"I want to Karofsky you."
Okay, so my best friend and I decided long ago that we’re getting married and moving back to her hometown in Kansas where we will adopt Belarusian children (because I can’t exactly give her my babies. Gay, remember?). Everyone makes fun of our “love” so we decided to prove it to them by making sex jokes in a crazy-long Facebook post. She said for one, I want to Karofsky...
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Reblog if you use A Very Potter Musical quotes in...
Namely, “I…I would kick weiner dogs.”
Dec 31st
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Reblog if you use Harry Potter quotes in real life...
Dec 31st
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reblog with a famous person's name, except switch...
allrespectablewizardsdo: lovegoodatheart: damnbledore-: homemadedarkmark: poisonrevenge: bloody-bolt: ho-as-hell: HARK MOPPUS DIKE MIRNT WERARD GAY CHRIS COLFER luullzzz DOHNNY JEPP  lol LVANNA EYNCH Aax Madler. ooohh weeeeird  Mea Lichele
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Please pray and reblog this.
youareaprincess: I found out today my mother’s brain cancer has spread to her membrane. She has three months left to live at best. Please pray. I believe in miracles.
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So today I thought of this really awesome Tumblr...
I’ve forgotten it. Damn it all to hell. (< I never did get that phrase. I mean, as opposed to what, damning it all to heaven? Damning it all to Nebraska?)
Dec 30th
I don't get it but okay. →
Dec 30th
Please pray and reblog this.
stinamargarita: youareaprincess: I found out today my mother’s brain cancer has spread to her membrane. She has three months left to live at best. Please pray. I believe in miracles. I’m so sorry. You and your family will be in my thoughts ):
Dec 30th
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The 24th gif in your gif folder is the reaction...
mollyfreakinpotter: candyklaines: koganotp4lyf: oh
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molly: kels-ium: Listen, I had to do a debate once... →
kels-ium: Listen, I had to do a debate once in which I had to argue against legalizing gay marriage. I did a shit ton of research. You want to know the one legitimate argument I found against it? Extending benefits to same-sex couples would eventually have to increase contributions from…
Dec 28th
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merryseanmas:
Dec 26th
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hi i'm a gay man follow me love me
Dec 26th
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Some idiot just posted this on Facebook:
Man, fuck your kwanza, your hanukkah, and Ramadan bullshit, this is AMERICA so I say merry christmas, not happy holidays. Have an issue with our traditions? Then leave :) America is not a Christian country, so fuck off.
Dec 25th
Love Song for Horton...Number 347.
Yeah, I have Seussical songs stuck in my head. AKA all the Gertrude numbers. AKA mostly The One Feather Tail of Miss Gertrude McFuzz.  (I was stage manager for it last year. I wanted to audition for the Sour Kangaroo but this one girl was really tight with the director and she would have gotten it by default.)
Dec 25th
My almost-nephew is basically season one Kurt...
stephenell: colfer-: He is sixteen, gay, likes fashion, is into music theatre, has a single parent, is more mature and better than everyone his age, from a young age liked things that were stereotypically girl things(He and I used to play fairies, super models, and had tea parties together when we were five and seven); at the start of the school year he had a straight black girl ask him out,...
Dec 25th
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, my...
You know what? Happy everything.
Dec 24th
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Reblog if you're pretty sure that you'll be on...
Dec 24th
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for the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
lacarnuminflamare: douchecanoe: i will do it always but yeah want Join me
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I love how the dudes on the British QaF pronounce...
Gay Rajj.
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Ooooh, it's Tuesday! Everyone knows what that...
hearmysoul: My ask box will now (and always) be accepting: personal questions sexual questions family questions friendship questions FMK’s would you rather have you ever what’s your opinion on (person/place/thing) giving advice something you love something you hate
Dec 21st
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What I Want for Christmas
1. Darren Criss’s penis (and the rest of him) 2. Chris Colfer’s penis (and the rest of him) 3. Chord Overstreet’s penis (and the rest of him) 4. A bed big enough to fit us four 5. Oh, and some colorful socks that I can wear with my TOMS. Yes, I wear socks with my TOMS. 
Dec 21st
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When shag scenes are on Queer as Folk.
Dec 21st
Oh, Stuart, you bloody sod.
But he’s so sexy. How are you so mean. How. Shag me.
Dec 21st
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allrespectablewizardsdo: loveingreen: riddlemetom: Hilarious Harry Potter deleted scene! Watch it!  (x Oh Prof. Trelawney. you and your drugs. She is so my favorite teacher.
Dec 21st
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Put a Starkid song in my ask box and I'll tell you...
Dec 21st
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This totally just happened on Facebook chat:
Me: So tell your mommy that I'm dying and in my last moments I want to tell you how much I wish I had new shoes and she'll vroom-vroom you over and then I'll sneak into your car while everyone grieves over the wax corpse I don't actually have premade (yet...) and then she'll drive you home and I can live under your bed and no one will be the wiser. Except I'll need my parents to send me insulin. And money. And other stuff.
Her: k
Dec 21st