September 2011
Pottermore put me in Ravenclaw.
Slytherclaw for life, though.
Reblog this if you're older than Google.
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
Why Shelby Corcoran Is the Best Thing that Could Have Possibly Happened for Faberry: a play in less than one act
- Shelby: I made a mistake with Rachel and I don't want to make that same mistake with Beth. *moves back to Lima from New York*
- Rachel: I love the glee club; they're my family.
- Shelby: You need to dream bigger, Rachel. Take more chances. I'll show you.
- Rachel: *sings* ... Dream bigger. I can do that...
- Quinn: I want to see Beth.
- Shelby: Not as a Skank you're not. Get it together, Quinn. You're better than this. You can still be a part of this family. Let me know when you wake the fuck up.
- Quinn: *dyes hair back to blonde, puts on virginal white dress, sings and dances* ... I'm going to have a colossal Fabreakdown and steal Beth back.
- Quinn's colossal Fabreakdown is actually just foreshadowing of her applying herself like the boss we all know she is and getting a full academic scholarship anywhere in the country.
- Rachel: *packs a suitcase* I'm going to New York. Tell my dads I love them. (This is just like Evita!)
- Shelby: I left there to make things right, but it's my dream too, and I'm going back with you. ... Quinn?
- Quinn: ... I can't lose her again.
- Rachel: *hopefully* Does that mean...?
- Quinn: *firmly* I'm coming too.
- Shelby: *is pleased she didn't get her baby stolen*
- Rachel: *thinks in Shelby's voiceover, Dream bigger, Rachel. Take more chances.* ... Quinn...?
- Quinn: Yeah, Rachel?
- Rachel: *looks hesitantly at Shelby, who nods encouragingly* You know I love you, right? I always have.
- Quinn's eyebrows: We are raising to the fucking rafters. Look how high we are!
- Quinn: *looks helplessly at Shelby*
- Shelby: I told you that you could be part of this family. If that's something you want.
- Quinn: I... *looks at Rachel, who's eyes are full of tears* I... I've never *not* loved you, Rachel.
- Rachel: I know.
- STOP EVERYTHING. FABERRY KISS.
- Shelby: Now I have three daughters.
- The end of season three.
So I got my Pottermore email only to find out that Pottermore is a tease.
- Pottermore: Your account is ready...
- Me: wifbprwhipbhewiheG GIMME GIMME YES.
- Pottermore: Due to overwhelming demand, you cannot access Pottemore right now. Please be patient whilst we try to connect you.
- Me: -____________________-
- Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
- Harry Potter: Yes.
- Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
- Harry Potter: Yes.
- Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
- Harry Potter: Yes.
- Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
